Menurut Dr. sorang ni...
Contrary to popular belief, the perfect woman is not based on how physically beautiful she is. The beauty is not based totally on how beautiful her face is either.
Why did Charles divorce Lady Di and go back to Camilla? Cuz Lady Di didn't have what the horsey-faced Camilla has.
1. A nicely proportioned 'chest'. And therefore a supple pair...
2. A nice flat stomach.
3. A nicely proportioned *ss.
4. A nicely proportioned pair of thighs.
And the last one is... Drum roll please...
5. Her va jay jay. Based on her ability to reach orgasm katanya...
What makes a perfect man?
Not his Pierce Brosn@n good looks either...
1. A wide shoulder.
2. A nice chest of the slight 'bantal' -like look.
3. A nice flat abs.
4. Noooooice buns.
And last but not least....
5. A good long dong.
Cuz a fat one that is short ain't gonna cut it.
(These weren't his exact wordslah. He had put it more delicately. I just can't help myself.)
It's all about the proportions, baybeh...
Looking at myself, I dramatically exclaimed, Abang.... goodbyelah, saya ni tak perfect lellalu, cuz for sure aku dah minus 3! Dengan berani matinya Dr. tu telah menyahut, tak adalah, cikgu cuma minus 1 saja and you can work on improving it.
Berani matinya dia!
He boldly went on to tell me what the minus 1 is, and I could have guessed what it is pun, because the crazy dude has been sizing me up all day on Saturday! Gila!
Well, at least I know what I should be improving on to keep my man. Ehem...
Keep my man, my foot.
Hmmm... kenapa entry aku malam ni is the berani mati kind? Kalau W baca mesti dia angkat kening punya. Hahahahaha...
Anyway, kami ada kem motivasi anjuran Pejabat Daerah Lawas over the weekend. The guy in charge is a Dr. and he sure loves to hang out with the ladies, despite his nerdy looks. And in one of our numerous conversations, he had deigned to share with us this itty bitty saucy maucy information. Actually, according to him, this is the findings of a clinical psychology research he did based on the divorce cases throughout Malaysia.
Hmm... Susah nak kata, aku tengah mengantuk ni, esok sekolah and we had a long weekend. Fulfilling as it was, aku mengantuk.
Tapi aku selalu memikirkan apa yang membuatkan sesebuah perkahwinan itu bahagia hingga ke anak cucu. While I know physical attraction is important, how about the other things? Betul ke lelaki prefer unthinking bimbos rather than women with their own thoughts and ideas and opinions? I know, everything pun kena bertempat. Kalau melebih pun tak bagus juga.
Tapi masakan kebanyakan married men that I talked to on the internet selalu memuji yang aku ni pandai berbual and have brilliant ideas and opinions and knowledge on a wide range of things, tak macam isteri-isteri mereka yang suka membatu, tak ada opinion sendiri.
Dalam hati aku selalu nak tempelak mereka, habis dah yang jenis tu ko prefer masa bercinta dulu, bukan itu ke yang kau dapat? Dah lama pakai, pandai la kau nak complain itu ini kat belakang dia? Cuba dia ada depan mata, berani kau? Maybe la those are just sweet nothings people say just to keep the conversation going. Tak tahulah mak.
Memandangkan itu semua dah mula menjelakkan aku, aku pun dah lama memencenkan diri dari chat dan sebagainya. Recently je aku try T@gged. Walaupun cara approach dah banyak berubah, tapi intipatinya sama saja. So, again it made me sick.
Tapi aku percaya, at the end of the day, its all about accepting each other seadanya and keeping in mind the commitment you had bound yourselves to at the beginning of the relationship. And since everything else in life can also be a struggle, a marriage, although it should not be a struggle pun, must at least be worked on and worked on consistently.
Tapi kalau dah tak sayang... apa lagi yang ditunggu, kan?
Apa pun, I am a commitment-phobe myself, so what do I know about relationships anyway? Let alone the science and physics of a marriage. But I am and always remain a hopeful that one of these days there will be someone for me. Kerana aku kenal diri aku dan kekurangan aku, aku harap dia dapat terima, sepertimana aku menerima dia. Sebab aku tak sempurna, malah amat jauh dari itu.
Either way, I just thought this is something interesting to share with ya'll sebab kelakar banget!
Contrary to popular belief, the perfect woman is not based on how physically beautiful she is. The beauty is not based totally on how beautiful her face is either.
Why did Charles divorce Lady Di and go back to Camilla? Cuz Lady Di didn't have what the horsey-faced Camilla has.
1. A nicely proportioned 'chest'. And therefore a supple pair...
2. A nice flat stomach.
3. A nicely proportioned *ss.
4. A nicely proportioned pair of thighs.
And the last one is... Drum roll please...
5. Her va jay jay. Based on her ability to reach orgasm katanya...
What makes a perfect man?
Not his Pierce Brosn@n good looks either...
1. A wide shoulder.
2. A nice chest of the slight 'bantal' -like look.
3. A nice flat abs.
4. Noooooice buns.
And last but not least....
5. A good long dong.
Cuz a fat one that is short ain't gonna cut it.
(These weren't his exact wordslah. He had put it more delicately. I just can't help myself.)
It's all about the proportions, baybeh...
Looking at myself, I dramatically exclaimed, Abang.... goodbyelah, saya ni tak perfect lellalu, cuz for sure aku dah minus 3! Dengan berani matinya Dr. tu telah menyahut, tak adalah, cikgu cuma minus 1 saja and you can work on improving it.
Berani matinya dia!
He boldly went on to tell me what the minus 1 is, and I could have guessed what it is pun, because the crazy dude has been sizing me up all day on Saturday! Gila!
Well, at least I know what I should be improving on to keep my man. Ehem...
Keep my man, my foot.
Hmmm... kenapa entry aku malam ni is the berani mati kind? Kalau W baca mesti dia angkat kening punya. Hahahahaha...
Anyway, kami ada kem motivasi anjuran Pejabat Daerah Lawas over the weekend. The guy in charge is a Dr. and he sure loves to hang out with the ladies, despite his nerdy looks. And in one of our numerous conversations, he had deigned to share with us this itty bitty saucy maucy information. Actually, according to him, this is the findings of a clinical psychology research he did based on the divorce cases throughout Malaysia.
Hmm... Susah nak kata, aku tengah mengantuk ni, esok sekolah and we had a long weekend. Fulfilling as it was, aku mengantuk.
Tapi aku selalu memikirkan apa yang membuatkan sesebuah perkahwinan itu bahagia hingga ke anak cucu. While I know physical attraction is important, how about the other things? Betul ke lelaki prefer unthinking bimbos rather than women with their own thoughts and ideas and opinions? I know, everything pun kena bertempat. Kalau melebih pun tak bagus juga.
Tapi masakan kebanyakan married men that I talked to on the internet selalu memuji yang aku ni pandai berbual and have brilliant ideas and opinions and knowledge on a wide range of things, tak macam isteri-isteri mereka yang suka membatu, tak ada opinion sendiri.
Dalam hati aku selalu nak tempelak mereka, habis dah yang jenis tu ko prefer masa bercinta dulu, bukan itu ke yang kau dapat? Dah lama pakai, pandai la kau nak complain itu ini kat belakang dia? Cuba dia ada depan mata, berani kau? Maybe la those are just sweet nothings people say just to keep the conversation going. Tak tahulah mak.
Memandangkan itu semua dah mula menjelakkan aku, aku pun dah lama memencenkan diri dari chat dan sebagainya. Recently je aku try T@gged. Walaupun cara approach dah banyak berubah, tapi intipatinya sama saja. So, again it made me sick.
Tapi aku percaya, at the end of the day, its all about accepting each other seadanya and keeping in mind the commitment you had bound yourselves to at the beginning of the relationship. And since everything else in life can also be a struggle, a marriage, although it should not be a struggle pun, must at least be worked on and worked on consistently.
Tapi kalau dah tak sayang... apa lagi yang ditunggu, kan?
Apa pun, I am a commitment-phobe myself, so what do I know about relationships anyway? Let alone the science and physics of a marriage. But I am and always remain a hopeful that one of these days there will be someone for me. Kerana aku kenal diri aku dan kekurangan aku, aku harap dia dapat terima, sepertimana aku menerima dia. Sebab aku tak sempurna, malah amat jauh dari itu.
Either way, I just thought this is something interesting to share with ya'll sebab kelakar banget!
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